Text 15 Apr 878 notes

clientsfromhell:

Client: Take the prices off of each item.

Me: How will people know how much each item costs?

Client: I don’t want the prices to be the focus of the product.

Me: Isn’t this an online store where people can purchase your products?

Client: No, it’s a gallery where people can purchase my products.

Me: Without knowing the price?

Client: Yes. Also change the header from ‘gallery’ to ‘shop.’

Photo 15 Apr 10,702 notes mymomwatchesgameofthrones:

My mom on Margaery Tyrell Baratheon Baratheon:

Oh, poor Margaery! She’s not queen anymore… Who’s king now? Oh, that Tommen kid…

S4.E2

mymomwatchesgameofthrones:

My mom on Margaery Tyrell Baratheon Baratheon:

Oh, poor Margaery! She’s not queen anymore… Who’s king now? Oh, that Tommen kid…

S4.E2

(Source: allrnate)

Quote 15 Apr 1,595 notes
Look, the Pie!
— Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)
Photo 15 Apr 467,648 notes reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

(Source: carlosbaila)

Photo 15 Apr 274,297 notes comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

Text 15 Apr 179,392 notes

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau)

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Video 15 Apr 5,535 notes

tomhazeldine:

I’m afraid it’s too late, lad. I’ve just paid 30 guineas for him.

Text 15 Apr 180 notes

thatdudeemu:

nosdrinker:

i love theological humor

image

Text 15 Apr 5 notes

versacemillions:

you lost your caps lock privileges


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