Client: Take the prices off of each item.
Me: How will people know how much each item costs?
Client: I don’t want the prices to be the focus of the product.
Me: Isn’t this an online store where people can purchase your products?
Client: No, it’s a gallery where people can purchase my products.
Me: Without knowing the price?
Client: Yes. Also change the header from ‘gallery’ to ‘shop.’
My mom on Margaery
Oh, poor Margaery! She’s not queen anymore… Who’s king now? Oh, that Tommen kid…
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
I’m afraid it’s too late, lad. I’ve just paid 30 guineas for him.